The Caffeine Journal

The actual incident wasn't funny, but this spoof is.

Alert: War of Ezekiel 38 coming soon!

Ezekiel 38:
5 Persia, Ethiopia, and Libya will join you, too, with all their weapons. 6 Gomer and all its armies will also join you, along with the armies of Beth-togarmah from the distant north, and many others. 7 “Get ready; be prepared! Keep all the armies around you mobilized, and take command of them. 8 A long time from now you will be called into action. In the distant future you will swoop down on the land of Israel, which will be enjoying peace after recovering from war and after its people have returned from many lands to the mountains of Israel. 9 You and all your allies—a vast and awesome army—will roll down on them like a storm and cover the land like a cloud.

Regarding Peace Talks:
"For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape." - 1 Thessalonians 5

Israel is back in her land and summer's coming!
“Now learn a lesson from the fig tree. When its branches bud and its leaves begin to sprout, you know that summer is near." - Matthew 24

The Caffeine Journal

Sunday, June 06, 2010

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